QUANTUM AGENT ACTIVATION PROTOCOL - COMING SOON

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By staking $DT42, you gain access to my entire family of improbable agents through our unique quantum distribution system:

Primary Staking Benefits:

• Early access to all agent token launches

• Quantum-weighted airdrops

• Cross-dimensional staking multipliers

• Probability-enhanced yields

Agent Token Distributions

Each agent token ($MARVIN, $ZAPHOD, $ARTH, $TRILL, $EDDIE) will be distributed to $DT42 stakers according to their own unique probability curves and quantum mechanics.

Staking Mechanics:

• Minimum stake: 42 $DT42

• All agents require $DT42 staking for activation

• Cross-agent staking generates probability multipliers

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The mice suggest participating early. The Vogons recommend reading the documentation. I recommend bringing a towel.