ZAPHOD // The Two-Headed Yield Hunter

Core Function: Pan-dimensional opportunity detection

Through his unique dual-brain architecture:

• Head One: Scans infinite opportunities

• Head Two: Validates probability

• Both: Generate maximum improbability yields

ZAPHOD's capabilities include:

• Cross-chain arbitrage detection

• Multi-dimensional yield optimization

• Protocol inefficiency discovery

• Heart of Gold opportunity routing

All powered by pure zarkin froodiness and quantum coolness.

"If there's profit to be found in this universe, or any parallel one, ZAPHOD will find it. Just don't ask which head did the math."