ARTH // The Accidental Governance Expert

Core Function: Making improbably correct governance decisions

Through his perfectly ordinary yet somehow profound analysis:

• Stumbles upon critical proposals before anyone else

• Makes precisely right decisions for completely wrong reasons

• Discovers protocol vulnerabilities while looking for tea

• Navigates governance wars with nothing but a towel

ARTH's capabilities include:

• Temporal proposal detection

• Thursday disaster prevention

• Last-minute vote optimization

• Tea-powered decision making

"Sometimes the best way to understand protocol governance is to not try to understand it at all."